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Attention...
00:35
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The Fixxx
02:21
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I've been thinking of opening cages
I've been shrinking clouds with my mind
I've been thinking of worlds without wages
I've been practicing my maneuvers
When the monsters come for you - we'll be right here
We've got swords and anti-grav boots - don't disappear
These fannypacks are bulletproof - you'll be safe here
We will fix everyone.
We've had our time with sinking battleships
We've had it out with outer space
We've thwarted crimes of evil geniuses
We've perfected our maneuvers
When the monsters come for you - we'll be right here
We've got swords and anti-grav boots - don't disappear
These fannypacks are bulletproof - you'll be safe here
We will fix everyone.
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3. |
Know Your Monster
02:11
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Know your monster by some of the following characteristics:
Thick fur or scales
Sharp claws or teeth
Horns or wings
These and other attributes in various combinations.
Sometimes a monster may appear as a gelatinous blob or some sort of mutated bird or serpent or forest animal or jungle creature. Sometimes monsters are created by giving life in inanimate objects or plants.
Monsters come in all shapes and sizes and colors. Know them best by their silly voices and wanton desire to destroy. They can't help it. It's in their blood, you see. Know your monster.
If you see one, call OMEGA MONSTER PATROL!
We'll jet over, engage the beast, and take control.
Now, don't get me wrong. Not all monsters are bad, but it's still probably best to treat all monster encounters as such and let the monster prove itself otherwise. The goods ones will understand.
Hey, kid. Don't look at me like that. No, I'm not prejudiced. I'm just doing my job. Some of my best friends are monsters, alright? Know your monster.
If you see one, call OMEGA MONSTER PATROL!
We'll jet over, engage the beast, and take control.
It won't go too fast. We'll make sure to give you a show.
Complete with lasers, sweet martial arts, and explosions.
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4. |
Burn It All
02:23
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5. |
Double You
01:38
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If you melt in the sun, I promise to keep you contained.
I'll store you in my deep-freeze and convert you to a plasma state.
Mix the potion, administer by UV to double you.
One for here, one for there.
So I'll never be lonely.
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6. |
The Gazelle 9000
02:53
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Spaceships, corn chips, round trips, backflips
Red lips, smooth hips, skinny dips, spaceships
She was the most amazing vessel I've encountered
In all my years of intergalactic travel
Zero to 19 times the speed of light in the blink of an eye
Lasers and phasers, disrupters and thrusters, all laws of physics defied
That something so beautiful could be mine
In a universe so full of ugly things
Even in the midst of an ion storm, you shine
And with you I'm ready for whatever Darkness brings
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7. |
FutureSpaceLove
02:43
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You know me
I could have my choice of any woman in the five quandrants easily
But here I am willing to throw that all away
to be with just one happily
Ice Princess Frigidera, do you want to be with me?
We could have a civil union, cuz the Intergalactic Consortium won't allow our two species to marry
They say that would ruin the sanctity
(But 33% of all marriages end in devourment—look it up)
When I recovered your father's stolen frozen amulet and brought it to your home on Rygar-3
I looked up at you, your skin so perfect, pale, and blue
I think we shared a moment, didn't we?
Ice Princess Frigidera, do you want to be with me?
My love is bold
Your heart is cold
But only literally
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8. |
Monster Smoosh
01:42
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9. |
Of Science
02:26
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10. |
Party Demons
02:34
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My doorbell rang one morning as I was eating my space breakfast
I looked through the peephole—the space peephole—and saw a horde of tiny demons
I had my blaster, so I decided to take a chance
I opened the door
They said, "Don't shoot, we've only come to dance. We heard you make the fattest beats in the galaxy and the dopest melodies. We folded space from the Nth dimension to hear it for ourselves, and then we'll go right back to Hell."
I said, "Alright, you demons, you've come to the right place. I'll show you why I'm equally known for kicking butt and rocking face."
And then I laid down a track so fresh
They were breaking and making out
That's what OMEGA MONSTER PATROL! is all about
Well, that and patrolling monsters
But you know what I'm saying
All work and no play makes Jack a dull space boy
So come and dance away the pain
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11. |
Outro
00:45
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I'm the Space Ultrasaur
I eat whole planets raw
I smash and kill some more
I'm the Space Ultrasaur
I'm the Space Ultrasaur
I wrestle gods for sport
I live for blood and gore
A real Space Ultrasaur
I'm the Space Ultrasaur
My stepdad's such a bore
You'll fear my mighty ROAR
I'm the Space Ultrasaur
I'm the Space Ultrasaur
Come see my band on tour
I play the Big Dippor
Big freaking Ultrasaur
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Travis Nichols San Francisco, California
I write and illustrate books and comics for kids and post-kids. And I make music sometimes too. This is that music I was talking about earlier.
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